the best line ever
MY MOM SET A TOWEL ON THE COUNTER AND IT JUST FUCKING CAUGHT ON FIRE
THERE WAS NOTHING NEAR IT IT JUST SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED
Is your mother Spencer Shay
He just gets slowly less concerned
you ever notice how in women’s razor commercials the models’ legs are already completely hairless before they “shave” them
like we can’t even handle showing body hair in a commercial about how to get rid of body hair
"Catholic schools give you a better education!" I was literally told dinosaurs were made up by scientists to lure me away from god
THIS IS NO LONGER A FUCKING JOKE. THIS IS DEAD SERIOUS. SIGNAL BOOST THIS NOW
The people should not be afraid of their government. The
government should be afraid of their people.
Holy fucking shit is this relevant.
This needs 1 million notes
Reblog this every fucking time I see it
so my dog was reunited with his parents today
and his dad has...
remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole...
We were talking about Shakespeare in English class and the tradition of throwing tomatoes when the actors are bad. Well it turns out,...
- Why girls stress over periods
- The constant fear of bleeding through clothes
- The constant cramps
if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you